The Weekly Witch's Wrangling of Patchouli-Knowledge 3 is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 11.544 billion Patchouli-Knowledge 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Patchouli-Knowledge 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion getrgrgergs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,009 getrgrgergs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,379 per year while the poor average 18,526, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patchouli-Knowledge 3's national animal is the ergergerg, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Patchouli-Knowledge 3 is ranked 39,249^th in the world and 6^th in Yuno for Most Patriotic, with 32.7 flags saluted per person per day.